[ree_countrygirl]

"******* Special forces...
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States ******* Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Tennessee, and Georgia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or
Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt...
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by
Friday."

 

[chestnut]

That's a Good One, Ree. :thumbup:

 

[shoeshooter]

Glad my home state of Missouri is included. Up there, what ain't ******** is Hillbillies. Same thing. Go get'em boys.

 

[jbpmidas]

This won't take long!

 

[Docs150]

Yeah...maybe such a group won't have so many strings attached...i.e. don't do this, don't do that...don't go there you might find out something...it might work. We could invite them to a crawfish-boil/barbecue. Someone always comes up missing at a good party. I can supply plenty of Merle, Willie, Waylon, Hank, Bobby Bare, Alan Jackson, Conway and others. Someone else will have to supply the new stuff...I don't listen much..

 

[mildot]

Great post :blol:

 

[94LEVERFAN]

+ 100 on the music selection Docs. Good stuff!

 

[Xd357]

Good one.

 

[ree_countrygirl]

Yeah...maybe such a group won't have so many strings attached...i.e. don't do this, don't do that...don't go there you might find out something...it might work. We could invite them to a crawfish-boil/barbecue. Someone always comes up missing at a good party. I can supply plenty of Merle, Willie, Waylon, Hank, Bobby Bare, Alan Jackson, Conway and others. Someone else will have to supply the new stuff...I don't listen much..

i've got some more of the old stuff and some of the new also


it all sounded like a good idea to me