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· Chief cook and bottle washer
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You need to quit eating something that’s growing them boulders! Shame they ain’t some kind of precious mineral you could buy us all a new gun for Christmas!😜
 

· Deplorable Curmudgeon
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Discussion Starter · #23 ·
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I am drunk, and I know everything when I am drunk, just ask me anything and I will be like the shake it up 8 ball, cause I am I tune with the cosmos or a out of space alien or maybe the deer tell me stuff via a web cam and a hidden mic
I dunno but I do know that when you drink whiskey, you know stuff, scientists proved it when they got drunk and thought about climate control. They mapped it all out but rugged up on the date it was to take place
Was it the wrong kind of whisky? Or maybe they did not eat the worm, that is important
 
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Hey Frodo my GF works for a man that makes old time medicine tinctures and he has a kidney stone formula that works great They take different herbs and plants that grow wild in the woods and soak them in alcohol then mix them to make different formulas for different ailments I used to think they were just selling snake oil and it didn't work but I have personally seen this "Kidney stone formula" work in less then 12 hours What it does it makes the stones become soft and gelatinous and you can't even feel them when they come out Also if you take it regularly you won't get them any more PM me with your info and I'll send you a bottle
 

· Deplorable Curmudgeon
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I have a new stone brewing
Here’s how I know
I had a full stream of pee
Then it shut off to a dribble
Side started hurtiing
Ing
Now y stumoch hurts my back hurts pain meds and whiskeyg are a joker for

dang this one is going to be huge
 

· Deplorable Curmudgeon
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Up date. It has moved from the kidney area
Pain is gone
It must be either in the bladder or stint
I am guessing from past stones, this one will be plopped out in the early morning trip to the urinal. Not looking forward to that
 

· Deplorable Curmudgeon
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What a sucky ending this is
Long story short
Had to take a dump while out and about
Plopped a big stone in the bowl and
I ain’t going fishing in no bowl full of :poop:
 
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