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Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by sand_man, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, can I ask you a question!?' The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it with the engine running'
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  2. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    A blind man and his seeing-eye dog went into a large department store. When they reached approximately the middle of the store, the blind man picked up his seeing-eye dog and started turning circles holding the dog out in front of him.

    Finally, a clerk walked up to the blind man and said, "Can I help you?"

    The blind man replied, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."

  3. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
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  4. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill
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  5. mascott

    mascott Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter