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Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by sand_man, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went
    to the unemployment office.
    When asked his occupation, Ole answered, "Dress Maker". "I make
    the dresses for the nice ladies."
    The clerk looked up Dress Maker. Finding it classified as unskilled
    labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
    Sven was asked his occupation.
    "Diesel fitter" he replied.
    Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
    When Ole found out he was furious.
    He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker
    was collecting double his pay.
    The Clerk explained: "Dress Makers are unskilled and diesel fitters
    are skilled labor."
    "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I make the dresses for the nice ladies, Sven
    holds them up, looks at 'em up and says: "Yah, diesel fitter."
     

  2. cs700

    cs700 Distinguished Poster

    Make Valentines Day more fun at a Walmart parking lot.
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  3. Leonidas

    Leonidas The Beast MSGO Supporter

    I often look like that when I wake up in the morning. Until I go to the bathroom.

    Regretfully, not as often as when I was younger.
     
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  4. Jarhead5811

    Jarhead5811 Rational Anarchist MSGO Supporter

    :rolleyes::eek::oops:
     
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  5. patchz

    patchz Court Jester

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  6. wllmkttrll

    wllmkttrll Distinguished Poster

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  7. patchz

    patchz Court Jester

    Put the two different objects together. :lol4: