Hey wait a minute, don't all of snoopys novels start "it was a dark and stormy night"?
"Baldwin, mister. Alec Baldwin. He tol' me to keep an eye out for a red headed stranger riding a black stallion. Said he'd shot a woman in another town for tryin' to steal a bay he had with him."...who's the law in this town?
"Nick, what's that strangers name?"Nick glared at the man with a fire in his eye…”Which way to sheriff Baldwins makeup trailer.”…man points the way and nick kicks the whiskey bottle as he makes his way towards the trailer…
And the aliens conversed among themselves and decided not to invade such a messed up planet.Meanwhile, high above, the aliens glared down menacingly at the blue planet.