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Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by ftsibley, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. ftsibley

    ftsibley Distinguished Poster

    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) tossed the Don't Tread On Me flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I gave the pit bull to my mother in law and stored my A K.


    I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.


    Instead of all that silly stuff I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole.


    Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.


    Plus, I bought burkas for my family. When we shop or travel everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.


    Hot Damn — Safe at last — Is America getting greater every day or what?
     
  2. mascott

    mascott Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    And you will get more respect from a more vocal crowd.
     

  3. Leonidas

    Leonidas Resident Mushroom (know what they say) MSGO Supporter

    Right on. I have long thought you could make a good living by setting up a kiosk in every airport in the country and renting burkas. Wear it to clear security and when you make your destination, drop it off at the kiosk at that airport.