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A Hillbilly gets married, and on his wedding night he calls his father for advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom pa, what do we do now?"
Thinking that nature would take its course the father said, "Take her clothes off and then you both get into bed."
The Hillbilly calls his dad five minutes later, she's nekid and we're in bed, what do I do now?"
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad asks, "Did you take your clothes off too?"
"No," his son replies.
"Well take off your clothes and get into bed with her!"
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both nekid and in bed, what do we do now?"
The fathers patience is quickly running out and he growls, "Just stick the hardest thing on your body where she pees!".
The son calls back a minute later, "Okay pa, I've got my head in the toilet bowl now what?"...
That is so messed up! :ROFLMAO:
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