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Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by Xd357, Feb 17, 2020.

  1. SLBcmtr

    SLBcmtr Distinguished Poster

  2. patchz

    patchz MSGO Court Jester Staff Member MSGO Supporter

    Can't like that. Could have gone all year without seeing such a travesty. That's one gorgeous '57.
     
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  3. SLBcmtr

    SLBcmtr Distinguished Poster

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    For the website troll
     
  4. Jarhead5811

    Jarhead5811 Rational Anarchist MSGO Supporter

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  5. patchz

    patchz MSGO Court Jester Staff Member MSGO Supporter

    I was given a hand carved, hand painted, wooden copy of a 1903 Springfield when I was a pre teen. I didn't have any idea what I had and broke the bolt handle off playing army. I can't remember what happened to it.
     
  6. Xd357

    Xd357 Administrator Staff Member

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    Lol I showed this to my 5yr old and he said sticks that look like guns.
     
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  7. rc

    rc Chief cook and bottle washer

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    Thousands of monsters, Indians, nazis, drug dealers and russians have met there fate from this collection ;)
     
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  10. Ravendriver

    Ravendriver Distinguished Poster

    Republican Sitting in a Bar

    A union boss walks into a bar from the factory next door, and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a "TRUMP, Make America Great Again" cap with a mug of beer sitting in front of him.

    The union boss doesn't need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender.... but not for the 'Republican'.

    Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

    This infuriates the 'Union Boss'.

    After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks foreveryone except the Republican. As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"

    A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.

    Frustrated that he can't seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts...?"

    "Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

    ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES: WHEN YOUR HORSE DIES, ITS TIME TO DISMOUNT.
     
  11. rc

    rc Chief cook and bottle washer

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  12. maxhush

    maxhush Distinguished Poster

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    The ads you see on this site these days...
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    :lol6:
     
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  13. SLBcmtr

    SLBcmtr Distinguished Poster

    Sex doesn't matter.

    As I understand certain PC rules, one cannot put the two words together.

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  15. patchz

    patchz MSGO Court Jester Staff Member MSGO Supporter

    I don't see ads. But if I was the owner, I would not want that one on here.
     
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