Boudreaux is taking a plane trip for the first time in his life, and is just a little nervous. Not too long after they take off, the pilot is making the usual welcome announcements over the PA system.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain. I would like to welcome you aboard Tree Top Airlines. We are flying non-stop from New Orleans to Los Angeles, and I expect a smooth and uneventful flight. Just sit back and enjoy the - - - OH MY GOD !!!"
Then . . . nothing but silence. A minute later, the pilot comes over the PA again, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you back there, but the stewardess brought me a hot cup of coffee and accidently spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Boudreaux, breathing a huge sigh of relief, tells the passenger next to him, "Mais, dat ain't nothing . . . dat captain him, he should see the back of mine !!!"