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This is the new funny thread.

post away but there are some new rules.

no bad language. If you take the time to mark through a word cover it completely,if you can still read the word it’s not covered enough.

no nudity at all.

no political post.

no racist post

keep it clean.

If you violate any of these rules you will be given 1 warning. 2nd time 5 day time out. 3rd time 30 days.

thanks
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Thanks, now his annoying voice is going to be stuck in my head all morning.:bouncy:
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The word should end with “ie” or if your highly educated “Ty.”
Shite is British slang, If you read a dictionary "TY"(thank you) And **** is correct for it's used in the sentence.
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WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Minnesota, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, but that could be a coincidence.
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Snoop Dog's cousin Corn Dog

Corn Corn on the cob Sweet corn Sunglasses Vision care
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I have a friend that drove an assault wagon like that for awhile, built his on SS version.
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That "Don't duck with me look"

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