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Caution in regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit.

Before you come to Mississippi to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially around Gulfport! There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...

So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing in our woods, river bottoms, or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.

Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guy wearing speedos

Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes

Mountain lions have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes don’t even get me started on the copper headed rattle moccasins here and the diamond back water Cobras

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation

We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms.

Watch out for the jackalopes; they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have Bigfoot invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Mississippi grasshoppers.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh and no one is vaccinated!

Come at your own risk!

I hear Arizona and New Mexico are really nice though “you hear me!”
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Pretty easy to add another language on the phone, I text in German daily & my Siri is in German, even if I tell her to text someone and speak an English message.
Problem happens when I'm still on the German keyboard and type in an English message, but German suto-correct "helps" me out and puts in German. Often nonsense. But German nonsense. ö
Yep, I knew what you were typing, just couldn't resist the umlaut."Umlaut" literally means a changed sound, as in the "ö" doesn't sound like the "o", "ü" doesn't sound like "u", etc.
Nice tip…I’ll have to try that
OP, you didn't even mention the gnats that swarm you and have been known to suck the blood out of a large child in 17.4 seconds, or the mosquitos that are so big they have navigation lights and sound like helicopters when flying! I'm talking about the mosquitos that can quickly steal half a pint of blood before you realize they have even bit you!
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I've heard that the local research labs have been hard at work to combine kudzu with ivy, so that most cars left in a parking lot overnight disappear during the wee hours never to be seen again. These plants are known to favor Walmart parking lots and have displayed a growing taste for Prius's and Tesla's and are attracted by fuzzy dice.
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I’m from CA. Moved here 3 months ago. Did my research before I moved here and found a article the was titled “Where Californians are Moving to in the USA”. Texas was #1. AZ is #2. Mississippi is #46 or 47. We were so happy to see that and def sealed the deal. We are not like those guys/girls or whatever gender or pronoun they want to be called. We voted for Trump. Belong to the FPC, Gun Owners of America, and the NRA. I voted against prop 63 which was the Ammo Backround Check bill. Yes Backround checks for ammo. It passed. Voted to recall Gov Nerscum. He won the recall. That state makes me sick and I would turn down a $1,000,000 dollars to move back. I could go on and on. I love Mississippi and never want to leave. Sorry if that pisses anyone off, but everyone has been very nice.
Roger
Definitely don't piss me off.
I was engaged to a gal from Escondido.
She left MS and went home, daddy was an astrophysicist at Stennis and moved back to CA, she went home soon after. Parents had an enormous house in Diamondhead. I made the drive from Hattiesburg quite often before she moved in with me.
Boy did I dodge a bullet.
Welcome to MS.
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I’m from CA. Moved here 3 months ago. Did my research before I moved here and found a article the was titled “Where Californians are Moving to in the USA”. Texas was #1. AZ is #2. Mississippi is #46 or 47. We were so happy to see that and def sealed the deal. We are not like those guys/girls or whatever gender or pronoun they want to be called. We voted for Trump. Belong to the FPC, Gun Owners of America, and the NRA. I voted against prop 63 which was the Ammo Backround Check bill. Yes Backround checks for ammo. It passed. Voted to recall Gov Nerscum. He won the recall. That state makes me sick and I would turn down a $1,000,000 dollars to move back. I could go on and on. I love Mississippi and never want to leave. Sorry if that pisses anyone off, but everyone has been very nice.
Roger
Back to CA with you, you filthy liberal scum!

:ROFLMAO: nah

Happy to have you, brother! I hope everything works out for you here.
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Definitely don't piss me off.
I was engaged to a gal from Escondido.
She left MS and went home, daddy was an astrophysicist at Stennis and moved back to CA, she went home soon after. Parents had an enormous house in Diamondhead. I made the drive from Hattiesburg quite often before she moved in with me.
Boy did I dodge a bullet.
Welcome to MS.
I used to manage a tire shop in Escondido. Had a crazy girlfriend from their too. We are almost brothers!!!
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Yes welcome to our great state bro…if your a gun guy your really going to love this place….just stay away from the country buffets..they’ll work on ya..!!🤣
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@vtecfed Make sure to tell your wife I'm sorry for messing up your lunch. Thanks again!
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Only thing I like my German friend would bring me was Williams pear brandy with the pear in the bottle. When he left I had to get my aunt from England to bring me that stuff. WHY DONT THEY SELL IT HERE! It is the best drink I have ever had in my entire life and I’ve had some good drinks.
My parents were both from Germany. Lived in Rottweil until I was 4 yo. German was my first language, but I have since lost the ability to speak or understand most of it some how. Probably from just being a punk when I was younger. But my point is we always had the brandy with the pear in the bottle in the heavily stocked liquor cabinet. My parents were heavy wine drinkers. My Dad mixed it with 7-up and called it a Scholla or something like that. My mom drank straight from the bottle. Hahahaha. JK. I hated September and October timeframes because that meant wine making season in Lodi CA. I wanted to go hang out with my friends like any young punk kid and ride skateboards, while I was in the vineyard picking a few tons of grapes. Hahahaha.
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@vtecfed Make sure to tell your wife I'm sorry for messing up your lunch. Thanks again!
She was good. Her and her phone are best friends.
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I’m a skateboard punk too…but now I’m Steve Berra era dinosaur…to fat to kick flip and Ollie
Don't forget your umlauts. You can change to the German keyboard by clicking on the ENG at the bottom of your toolbar. Believe me it is handy .Just remember that the "y" and the "z" are reversed on the German key board (Tastatur) and the letters with umlauts, the parentheses, etc. are in different places.
Grammatik. Die ist ja "verblüffend".
Or just add an "e" if you cannot change to a German keyboard: verblueffend.
Ah yet another test question. .
Sounds like you don't want anyonr new in your play yard.!
Sounds like you don't want anyonr new in your play yard.!
Nope, not at all, been here (under one name or another) literally since the forum started. Through 3 owners, IIRC. Just never miss an opportunity to teach someone something. Check around, you will see. Welcome to the forum.
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I’ve bought 3 guns since I’ve been here(2 from MSGO members). Does that make me cool? I have a talking Trump doll but n my mantle. I can pm you a pic? Hahahaha. I’ve got to be vetted now right?
Well, that's one way to bribe us!
Welcome.
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Love Mississippi, been here my whole life. Great place to live.


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Love Mississippi, been here my whole life. Great place to live.


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Cleveland your name or the town you live in
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Cleveland your name or the town you live in
Andrew Cleveland from Belmont but have lived near Tupelo the last 8 years. What parts you from?


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Andrew Cleveland from Belmont but have lived near Tupelo the last 8 years. What parts you from?


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Cleveland
Cleveland
That’s pretty cool lol


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