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Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant
This was posted on another group I belong to and I thought that you would all enjoy it.

Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

AK-——It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.
AR—You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic teflon infused oil for cleaning.
MOSINE NAGANT —It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.

AK-——You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.
AR— You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600m.
MOSINE NAGANT You can hit the farm from two counties over.

AK-——Cheap mags are fun to buy.
AR— Cheap mags melt.
MOSINE NAGANT What’s a mag?

AK-——Your safety can be heard 300m away.
AR— You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger.
MOSINE NAGANT What’s a safety?

AK-——Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.
AR— Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system.
MOSINE NAGANT Your rifle has dog collars.

AK-——Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter.
AR— Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife.
MOSINE NAGANT Your bayonet is longer than your leg.

AK-——You can put a .30” hole through 12” of oak, if you can hit it.
AR— You can put one hole in a paper target at 100m with 30 rounds.
MOSINE NAGANT You can knock down everyone else’s target just from the shock wave of your bullet going downrange.

AK-——When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club.
AR— When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whiffle bat.
MOSINE NAGANT When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, battering ram, pike, boat oar, tent pole,car jack or firewood.

AK-——Recoil is manageable, even fun.
AR— What’s recoil?
MOSINE NAGANT Recoil often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot.

AK-——Your sight adjustment goes to ‘10’, and you’ve never bothered moving it.
AR— Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle.
MOSINE NAGANT Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you’ve actually tried it.

AK-——Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation’s most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.
AR— Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations most illiterate conscripts.
MOSINE NAGANT Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time.

AK-—— Your rifle won some revolutions.
AR— Your rifle won the cold war.
MOSINE NAGANT Your rifle won a pole vault event.

AK-—— You paid $350.
AR— You paid $900.
MOSINE NAGANT You paid $59.95.

AK-—— You buy cheap ammo by the case.
AR— You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.
MOSINE NAGANT You dig your ammo out of a farmer’s field in Ukraine and it works just fine.

AK-—— You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted.
AR— Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet.
MOSINE NAGANT You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

AK-—— Service life, 50 years.
AR— Service life, 40 years.
MOSINE NAGANT Service Life, 100 years.

AK-—— Its easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes.
AR— You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper.
MOSINE NAGANT You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r.

AK-——You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.
AR— You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it’s under warranty!
MOSINE NAGANT If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one.

AK-——You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into flames.
AR— You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group.
MOSINE NAGANT You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4.

AK-——After a long day at the range you relax by watching “Red Dawn.”
AR— After a long day at the range you relax by watching “Blackhawk Down.”
MOSINE NAGANT After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. THEN you watch “Enemy at the Gates.”

AK-——After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka.
AR— After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple Pie.
MOSINE NAGANT After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob.

AK-—— You can accessorize your rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.
AR— Your rifle’s accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.
MOSINE NAGANT Your rifle’s accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.

AK-—— Your rifle’s finish is varnish and paint.
AR— Your rifle’s finish is Teflon and high tech polymers.
MOSINE NAGANT Your rifle’s finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga’s toe nails.

AK-—— Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov.
AR Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Eugene Stoner.
MOSINE NAGANT You’re not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin.

AK-—— Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout “Wolverines!”
AR— Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room.
MOSINE NAGANT Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.

MOSINE NAGANT There you have it. In the end, it is clear to any open minded inquirer that the MOSINE NAGANT is the most superior weapon of all time, but the AR and the AK come out as a draw when compared side by side.
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

for sum reason I knew you would like this... :scratch:
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

Man these are good.....its more funny if you own all 3 types of rifles...like I do

:rotflmao:
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

+1 -- MOSINE NAGANT!!
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

:lol3: :2tup:
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

Yeah when you have all three you know what has the most kick the MOSIN NAGANT.

BTW I remember when I first shot an M44 and I thought nothing of it cause I was a little guy then and the gun had no recoil pad or anything so I was just a happy little kid who was gonna shoot a gun well I wasnt to happy after I pulled the trigger I had a bruise the size of an ak mag on my shoulder but after it was all over and done with I begged my father to get me one. But that was a long time ago so I do have to say I love my mosin nagant.
 

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thats good! i dont own any of the rifles...

but i still have a strange urge for apple pie and vodka...
 

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Re: Stuff you know if you have an AK. AR.Mosin Nagant

After you buy one Mosin Nagant it is hard to stop. I have a 1910 Dragoon thats been converted to a 91/30, a 1930 hex rec 91/30, a 1936 rnd rec 91/30, M38, M44 and a Finnish M39. All of them will outshoot the SKS and AK at any distance. I would like to get a 91/30 Sniper but $500 is just not in the present budget.
 
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