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Took the wife out of my will today

Discussion in 'General Off Topic' started by Shrek, May 4, 2016.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Distinguished Poster

    Leaving everything to my dogs. Been fighting a sinus infection or something for a few days now. Wife asked what she could get me to make it better. Told her ice cream and Krispy Kreme donuts (everyone knows that cures everything)
    She laughed and said no. So she left me no choice. Dogs get everything!
    Ok, going back to my dark room now.
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  2. Sum Gy Custom Firearms

    Sum Gy Custom Firearms Distinguished Poster

    Womens love to see a man in pain!!!;)

  3. fordpkup

    fordpkup Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    Dr told me NO SALT. What's Shelia do? Buys a bigger salt shaker. I'm worried. :lol2:
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  4. cs700

    cs700 Distinguished Poster

    Ya think?
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  5. stewbaby

    stewbaby Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    I should have been a cop!
  6. wllmkttrll

    wllmkttrll Distinguished Poster

    you got to many guns
  7. mascott

    mascott Distinguished Poster MSGO Supporter

    I like donuts!.........but can't have them! Apple fritters are my favorite!
  8. Vick

    Vick Distinguished Poster

    Shrek, if you leave the ice cream and donuts unattended for a moment, the dogs will eat them before you have a chance. Sometimes you just can't win! :lol4: Hope your sinus's get to feeling better, mine have been draining like a overflowing ditch for a few weeks now!
  9. sand_man

    sand_man Grouchy Old Fart MSGO Supporter

    Dang privets got me all screwed up! Wait, correction, just my sinuses as I've been screwed up for years!