What's in your pocket today?

Left pocket - $1.31, key, check for $75.00 and 1- orange wire nut, HTC Zero.
Right pocket - keys, 3- orange wire nuts, 3- yellow wire nuts, 2- blue wire nuts, 2- 5/16" bit.1- 1/4" bit
Lower right pocket - streamlight strion led
Lower left pocket - G23 mag , 13- 165gr winchester bonded PDX1 rounds.

I've tried to carry it in my pocket but the wire nuts keep getting stuck in my barrel.