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Its 11pm and your dog is going apenuts and you get up from your book to look outside to see what all the commotion is and you see good ole Ralph Mullins, your neighbor stagger stepping through your front yard. At first you think he is drunk untill the streetlight hits his eyes just right revealing black souless eyes that are dripping puss and blood from the tear ducts, running down to a green, jagged toothed drooling snarl that gapes in the middle of his once jovial face, his now rotten flesh dangling loosely in the cold winter wind. Just as the putrid stench hits you, you see what appears to be half the neighborhood doing the same stagger step in your direction...ZOMBIES! You are jolted from your state of shock by a yelp as Ralph takes a bite out of Bandit, your Austrailian shepard that initially raised the alarm. Your friend and camping companion's whines die out as you run back inside to lock the door and grab your....

(whats your zombie gun?)

...and whatcha gonna do?
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7.62x39 goodness for me. If I catch them far enough out, I'll see if my new M1 Garand is sighted in first.
That's true, but the undead don't move as fast as mortals do. Head shots should be somewhat easier on zombies.
I'm sure some of us have 5,000 rounds of centerfire. But if we need that much, it may be time to call in a small-yield tactical nuclear strike.
No need to carry it on my person, I watched Zombieland this week. I'm gonna have a ride like Woody Harrelson's, with a zombie plow on the front!! Ammo and guns in the back.
Will_M said:
Touche, my friend.

Sorry if I came off like a jerk by the way. I just take my zombie apocalypse very seriously. :D
As we all should, my friend! You came off like nothing of the sort. Another advantage of .22s as a zombie gun is that the quieter report from a .22 should attract fewer secondary zombie hordes.

I actually skimmed through "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks at Barnes and Noble a few months ago, but I forgot what their recommended Zombie weapon was. There are several good ones out there.
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